Joke of the Day

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A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. “You don’t have to let your wife henpeck you! Go home and show her you are the boss!”

Of course, the husband takes the doctor’s advice.

He rushes home, slams the door, shakes his fist in his wife’s face, and growls, “From now on, you’re taking orders from me! I want my supper right now and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I’m going out with the boys and you are going to stay at home where you belong! And another thing… guess who’s going to comb my hair, give me a shave, and tie my necktie?”

His redheaded wife says calmly, “The undertaker.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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