Joke of the Day

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On their 25th wedding anniversary, a husband took his wife out to dinner.

Their teenage daughters said they’d have dessert waiting for them when they returned.

After the couple got home, they saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles, and there was a note that read: ‘Your dessert is in the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn’t do!’

‘I suppose,’ the husband responded, ‘we could vacuum.’

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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