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Old Fart Football
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, “Seven Points.”

His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”

The old man replied, “its fart football.

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,”Touchdown, tie score.”

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,

“Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.”

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,

“Touchdown, tie score.”

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,

“Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.” Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally craps in the bed.

The wife says, “What the hell was that?”

The old man says, “Half time, switch sides.”

Attribution: Greg

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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