Joke of the Day

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An Amish girl and her mother were visiting a mall.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The girl asked, “Mother, what is this?”

The mother, never having seen an elevator, responded, “I have never seen
anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is.”

While the girl and her mother watched with amazement, an old man in a
wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the man rolled between them into a small room. The walls
closed and the girl and her mother watched the small numbers above the
walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until the last number was reached, and they
watched some more as the numbers began to light in reverse order. The
walls opened up again and a hunky young man stepped out.

The mother, not taking her eyes off the young man, said quietly to her
daughter, “Go get your father.”

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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