Joke of the Day

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Wow what a morning yesterday was …

8:00am I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it should have been two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans across the street complained about the nose. Carrots are for food, not for decorating snow figures.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim guy across the road wants the snow woman to wear a niqab.

8:40 Someone calls the cops. They show up to see what’s going on.

8:42 I’m told that the snowman’s broomstick has to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon.

8:47 Things get worse after I mutter, “Yeah, if it’s up your butt.”

8:52 My phone and broomstick are then seized and I’m taken away in a police car.

8:53 My neighbors are cheering.

9:00 I’m on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral of the story: When it’s this cold, stay inside and remember when America was great.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).