Ron was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Pat for
spending so much time at the bar.
Hoping it would help matters, Ron invited Pat to join him.
“So, what would you like?” Ron cordially asked, as she took her seat
next to him.
“Oh, I don’t know,” Pat replied, “I guess I’ll have the same thing as you.”
“Okay,” said Ron to the bartender, “We’ll take two Jack Daniel’s on the
Pat barely took a sip of the drink before she started gagging. “Oh my
gosh! Get me a glass of water. This is horrible! How do you drink this
“See?” said Ron, “And you think I come here just to have a good time!“