Joke of the Day

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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
sales girl notices him and asks. “How may I help you, sir?”

He answers, “I’m looking for a box of tampons for my wife.”

So she directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball
of string on the counter.

Confused, she says, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?”

He answers, “You see, it’s like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling papers, because it’s so much cheaper. So, I
figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.”

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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