A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
sales girl notices him and asks. “How may I help you, sir?”
He answers, “I’m looking for a box of tampons for my wife.”
So she directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball
of string on the counter.
Confused, she says, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?”
He answers, “You see, it’s like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling papers, because it’s so much cheaper. So, I
figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.”