Joke of the Day

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I pulled into the Maverik convenience store to get a hot chocolate.

As I got out of my truck and walked towards the store, I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas.

I saw her and thought, “Is she stupid? With the cops right there too!” But anyway, I went in and got my hot chocolate.

As I was cashing out, I heard someone screaming! I looked outside and the woman’s arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm and running around going crazy!

I ran outside and the cops had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car.

I was thinking “She shouldn’t have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!”

Being the nosy person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting her for. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said, “WAVING A FIRE ARM!”

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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