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He probably does all the time. What the heck, he’s over ninety and at that age you don’t hold anything back,
even if you wanted to! The really important question is … did Philip fart? What do you think?

The expressions are priceless! Look at Queen Elizabeth’s face!
She was not amused. And Prince Harry couldn’t contain himself!

Ode(r) to a Fart

A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease.
It warms the bed in winter
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud.
Some leave a powerful
But poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short
Or a fart can be long.
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.

A fart can create
A most curious medley.
A fart can be harmless
Or silent and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are quite vile.
A fart may pass quickly
Or linger a while.

A fart can occur
In a number of places.
And leave everyone there
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find us all,
Sooner or later!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye!

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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