Joke of the Day

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The dogs were having a party,
They came from near and far.
Some flew in by airplane,
And some drove in by car.

They went into the lobby,
And signed the visitors´ book.
And each one hung his butt,
Upon a separate hook.

One dog was not invited,
And this aroused his ire.
He burst into the meeting place,
And loudly barked, “Fire!”

Now the dogs were so excited,
They had no time to look,
And each one took a butt,
From off the nearest hook.

It is a sad sad story,
For it is very sore,
To wear another´s butt,
You’ve never worn before.

And that is why when dogs meet,
By land or sea or foam,
Each sniffs the other´s butt,
In hope it is its own.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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