A 65-year-old gentleman had his annual physical. At the end of the physical, he embarrassingly asks the doctor for a prescription for Cialis. “I’ve been married for 40 years and I’ve had a little trouble of late.”
The doctor nods and writes out a prescription.
The guy runs off to the pharmacy and gets the prescription filled. When he gets home he opens the bag, takes out the bottle and there are ten little beige-colored, teardrop-shaped pills and the words “No Refills” on the label. A big smile comes across his face.
His wife sees the uncharacteristic smile on his face and asks, “What ya got there?”
He says, “It’s a bottle of Cialis, but I wasn’t expecting this!”
“What’s that?” his wife asks.
“The doctor gave us a lifetime supply!”