Joke of the Day

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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

“Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses.”

“If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area.”

“Heck, Gloria,” the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, “we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

2 comments on “Joke of the Day

  1. Most people have heard the song from the 1940s “Mairzy Doats”. It actually had only one verse, so I, in my unchallenged wisdom, decided to add a second verse:

    Mairzi Doats and Doesi Dotes and litl lamsi divie. kidily divie do, wouldn’t you?

    Fleesuve neese and dogsi fleese and litl birdsi bugzies. Waterya gona do, cacha floo?

    If the above is not clear, try the real words:

    Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. Kids’ll eat ivy too, wouldn’t you?

    Fleas have knees and dogs eat fleas and little birds eat bug-zies. What’re you going to do, catch the flue?

    (So, let me know if you like it or not)

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