Joke of the Day

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The old farm lady had lived a long, fruitful life, but she was finally on her death bed.

Her children consulted the doctor, and told him their mother had always had a glass of fresh milk every morning from their milk cow.
The doctor said, well, to ease her pain, start putting a little Jack Daniels in her milk every day.

Start with just a little, then increase it each day.

So her children did as instructed.

Finally, after a week, the old lady called her son over to her.

As he bent down, she whispered to him, “Don’t ever sell that cow!”

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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