Joke of the Day

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A young student nurse gives a male patient a partial sponge bath.

As she completes the procedure, the patient, speaking uneasily due to his oxygen mask, asks, “Nurse, are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse responds, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

He tries to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, lifts his manhood with one hand and holds his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look normal.”

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, “Thank you, but listen very, very carefully: Are … my … test … results … back?”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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