Joke of the Day

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After ten years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child is actually from a completely different set of parents.

Wife: Honey. I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: Well, according to these DNA test results, this isn’t our child.

Husband: Oh, you don’t remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. Then you said, “Please go change the baby. I’ll wait for you in the car.” So I went back inside, got a clean baby and left the dirty one there.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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