Joke of the Day

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There were three men standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter came out to meet them and asked, “What would you like to hear your relatives and friends say at your funeral?”

The first man answered, “I am a renowned doctor, and I would love to hear someone say how I had been instrumental in saving people’s lives and giving them a second chance.”

The second man replied, “I am a family man and a school teacher. I would like to hear someone say what a great husband and father I was and that I made a difference in some young people’s lives.”

The third man replied, “Wow guys, those are all really great things, but I guess if I had the chance I would rather hear someone say, ‘Look! He’s moving!'”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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