Joke of the Day

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Three rats are sitting at the bar talking, bragging about their bravery and toughness.

 The first says, “I’m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!”

The second says, “Well I’m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!”

Then the third rat says, “That’s nothin”. All of the sudden he is interrupted by a cat wearing a limo drivers uniform. 

As the 3 rats turn to look, the cat says to the third rat, “Hey boss, are you ready to go home?”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).