Joke of the Day

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Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

– Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.

– Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop.

– Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!

– Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

– Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?

– Hand me that…uh…that…uh…..thingie.

– Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

– Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

– Darn, there go the lights again…

– You know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of them.

– Could you stop that thing from beating; it’s throwing my concentration off.

– What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change…!

– Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

– This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

– Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?

– Don’t worry; I think it’s sharp enough.

– What do you mean “You want a divorce”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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