Mike was passing by a bar on his way home from work, when he sees his good friend Eddie gulping down one shot after another.
Fearing the worst, Mike charged into the bar and confronted Eddie. “Eddie what’s going on?” Mike asked.
“It’s my wife Susan,” Eddie replied. “She ran off with my best friend!”
“Hey, wait a second,” said Mike, “Aren’t I your best friend?”
“Not any more,” Eddie said with a happy smile, “He is!”