A Texan and his wife were on a trip to New York City.
She had just finished showering to dress for dinner and noticed that she had neglected to pack her bras.
She asked her husband to go down to the dress shop in the lobby and pick up a couple of 36-C bras.
He said, “Ah’l go down raht now.” So he put on his ten gallon hat and went to the shop.
The saleslady said, “May I help you, sir?”
When he told her that he wanted two 36-C bras, she asked, “Would you like two Playtex?”
He answered, “Ah’d luv ta little lady, but mah wife’s a’waitin fur me up in the room.”