Joke of the Day

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I was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sleet pretty heavily.

My windows were getting icy and my wiper blades were badly worn and quickly fell apart under the strain.

Unable to drive any further because of the ice building up on my front window I suddenly had a great idea.

I stopped and began to overturn large rocks until I located two very lethargic hibernating rattle snakes. I grabbed them up, straightened them out flat and installed them on my blades and they worked just fine.

Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of . . . wind chilled vipers?

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

3 comments on “Joke of the Day

  1. when trump at the helm. even jokes ain’t funny no mo.
    Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of . . . wind chilled vipers? yup when germans pronounce wipers, they use v for w. gr8 work keep coming buddy. traitor!

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