Joke of the Day

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Five rules governing male behavior toward the allegedly weaker sex:

1. Never make a woman mad. They can remember stuff that hasn’t even happened yet.

2. Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

3. Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they tend to hate each other.

4. Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License contract. In the end, you have no option but to ignore everything and click “I agree.”

5. Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that this conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes. And will, I would add, be rebroadcast at a much later date for what will be purported to be your own good.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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