A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife.
“Put them back, we can’t afford them,” demands the wife.
So he does and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband.
“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
Her husband snorts: “So do 24 cans of Budweiser, and it’s only half the price.”
On the PA system: “‘Cleanup on aisle 25. We have a husband down.”