Joke of the Day

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Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None…. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something
Smart?
When she starts a sentence with ‘A man once told me…’
 
How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
 
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first?
The dog, of course He’ll shut up once you let him in.
 
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s
Sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.
 
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
 
Women will never be equal to men
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head
And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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