Joke of the Day

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A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of
its trips.

Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and
measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free.

“Wait a minute,” said one of the researchers, “Wouldn’t it be a kindness
if our ship’s doctor here were to amputate the feet so that it would be
like other porpoises?”

“Not on your life,” exclaimed the doctor, …

… “That would be defeeting the porpoise.”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).