Joke of the Day

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A teacher asked her sixth grade class, “What do you want out of life?”

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, “All I want out
of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says.”

The teacher asked, “Really, and what four little animals would that be?”

The little girl said, “A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a
tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it.

The teacher got a coughing fit and had to leave the classroom.

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).