Joke of the Day

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Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the

hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act
she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
now considered her to be mentally stable.

When the Head Nurse went to tell Edna the news she said, “Edna, I have
good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since
you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving
the life of the person you love … I have concluded that your act
displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
sorry, but he’s dead.”

Edna replied, “He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).