So Bad!
After an intense investigation by both Russian and U.S. officials, spokespersons from both space agencies 
have determined the cause of the accident which has placed the space station and its resident personnel in jeopardy.
In terse statements at a recent press conference, Russian and U.S. space agency spokespersons said Thursday, “We have concluded joint investigations concerning this potentially tragic accident. Each nations’ team, separately, has arrived at identical conclusions for this incident. The accident was caused by one thing and one thing only…”
“OBJECTS IN MIR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.”
