Joke of the Day

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In a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband, “Have you ever
seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”

“No, said her husband.”

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons
of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage, created by a
soft, silky, push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled
approvingly.

She then asked, “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”

“No, I haven’t,” he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, unzipped her skirt, letting
it drop to the floor and seductively reached into her panties and pulled
out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a
little quicker with anticipation.

“Now,” she said, “Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?”

“No way!” he said, becoming even more aroused and excited to which
she replied, “Go look in the garage.”

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).