Joke of the Day

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A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university
library. He asked a girl, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl replied, in a loud voice “NO, I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE
NIGHT WITH YOU!”

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was
deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man’s
table and said with a laugh, “I study psychology and I know what a man
is thinking. I bet you felt embarrassed, right?”

The man responded in a loud voice, “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? I`M NOT
PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The man whispered to her, “I study law and I know how to screw
people!”

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).