Joke of the Day

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With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman
gave birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital and went
home, her relatives came to visit.

“May we see the new baby?” one asked.

“Not yet,” said the 65 year-old mother, “Soon.”

Thirty minutes had passed and another relative asked, “May we see the
new baby now?”

“Not yet,” said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, “May we see the
baby now?”

“No,” replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, “Well, when can we see the baby?”

“When it cries,” she told them.

“When it cries?” they demanded. “Why do we have to wait until it cries?”.

“Because I forgot where I put it.”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).