Joke of the Day

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Son: Dad, I want to get married.

Father: First, tell me you’re sorry.

Son: For what?

Father: Say, “Sorry.”

Son: But for what? What did I do?

Father: Just say, “Sorry.”

Son: But, what have I done wrong?

Father: Say, “Sorry!”

Son: Please tell me why?

Father: Just say, “Sorry!”

Son: Okay Dad, I’m sorry.

Father: There! You’ve finished training. When you learn to say “Sorry”
for no reason at all, then you’re ready to get married.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).