Son: Dad, I want to get married.
Father: First, tell me you’re sorry.
Son: For what?
Father: Say, “Sorry.”
Son: But for what? What did I do?
Father: Just say, “Sorry.”
Son: But, what have I done wrong?
Father: Say, “Sorry!”
Son: Please tell me why?
Father: Just say, “Sorry!”
Son: Okay Dad, I’m sorry.
Father: There! You’ve finished training. When you learn to say “Sorry”
for no reason at all, then you’re ready to get married.