Two men were out golfing.
As one was ready to take his shot, a funeral procession drove by the golf course.
The man stopped what he was doing, put down his club, and took off his hat and placed it over his heart.
His partner was moved by this and said, “That’s the nicest thing I’ve even seen you do!”
The man looked back at him and said, “Well, that’s the least I could do after 20 years of marriage…”