Joke of the Day

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Joe mistakenly gets on a bus full of war veterans, but upon discovering it is going his way, decides to stay on for the ride.

He sits down next to a guy that jerks his arm to the left every few seconds, accidentally hitting Joe over and over. This really starts to get on Joe’s nerves, so he asks, “What the heck is wrong with you?”

The reply is, “I got this in the war.”

Joe finds this pretty annoying so he switches seats.

The next guy he sits by has uncontrollable spastic twitches in his right leg, causing him to kick the seat in front of him and even kicks Joe a few times. So Joe asks him, “What the heck is wrong with you?”

Again the answer is, “I got this in the war.”

Joe moves again.

The next guy poor Joe sits by begins erratically flailing his left hand. Joe says, “Let me guess, you got that in the war.”

The reply was, “No, I got it out of my nose and I can’t get it off of my hand.”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).