Joke du Jour

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A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.

 As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.

 He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way.

After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. “I’m doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I’m starting to get the hang of this.”

 After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly.

The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn’t radioed in.

 A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.

 When he asked what happened, she said, “I don’t know!

Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold.

I don’t remember anything after I turned off the big fan!”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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