Joke du Jour

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Nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?”

First a little Sally says “The sky is definitely blue”

Teacher says, “Sorry, Sally, but the sky can be gray, or orange…”

Second little Bobby…”Trees are definitely green”

“Sorry Bobby, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.”

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

“Does farts have lumps?”

The teacher looks horrified and says “Johnny! Of course not!!!”

“OK…then I DEFINITELY crapped my pants…”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).