Nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?”
First a little Sally says “The sky is definitely blue”
Teacher says, “Sorry, Sally, but the sky can be gray, or orange…”
Second little Bobby…”Trees are definitely green”
“Sorry Bobby, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.”
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
“Does farts have lumps?”
The teacher looks horrified and says “Johnny! Of course not!!!”
“OK…then I DEFINITELY crapped my pants…”
