A married couple had been out Christmas shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon.
Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had disappeared.
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: “Where the hell are you?”
Husband: “Darling do you remember that jewelry shop where you saw that diamond necklace? You totally fell in love with it. I didn’t have the
money at that time and said, Baby, it’ll be yours one day?”
Wife, with a smile blushing: “Yes, I remember that my Love.”
Husband: “Well, I’m in the bar next to that shop.”
Attribution: Greg
