WND Exclusive – A Call to the New and Improved 911

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from Brent Smith for World Net Daily:

Picture this, he said in his best Rod Serling voice. And now that I think about it, this is where we are in America – in an episode of “The Twilight Zone.”

It’s the middle of the night. You and your family are fast asleep. But suddenly you’re awakened by a sound outside. You go to the window, look down and see two armed men attempting to break in. What do you do?

As they have yet to gain entry, you have time to arm up and then call 911.

As an aside, if you do not own a weapon and are not trained to use one, you’re probably toast anyway, as the average nationwide response to a 911 call is almost 10 minutes – an eternity when in an armed encounter.

Back to the 911 call.

The phone rings and they pick up. “911 – what’s your emergency?”

“I think someone is breaking into my house. Please send the police as fast as you can.”

“I’m sorry sir, but the mayor and city council abolished the police months ago, if you recall.”

“Oh my God – that’s right. So what do I do?”

“Fear not sir – our benevolent city officials would never just leave you hanging. They didn’t just abolish the white, racist, nationalist police force. It’s more like repeal and replace. They fired all the old racist cops and replaced them.”

“Replaced them? Replace them with whom?”

“Yes that’s right – they’ve been replaced with our new City Revolutionary Force. I really like the new CRF emblem. It was designed by Keyonna Jones. As I’m sure you know, Keyonna was one of the main influencers and designers of the Giant Black Lives Matters street lettering in Washington, D.C.”

“That’s right. I recall seeing them. But why are they all wearing brown uniforms? What happened to the blue?”

“Studies show that blue police uniforms are racist and nationalist and frighten the black community. We decided on ‘Brown Shirts’ because it was more representative of people of color.”

“OK, OK – I’m running out of time here. Can you please dispatch them out here as quickly as possible?”

“Yes of course, sir. May I have your name and address?”

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About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).