There was a religious woman who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Flying made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her.
One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing.
Three travelers, an American, a Russian, and an Egyptian, were circumnavigating the globe a la Jules Verne. The Russian man put his hand out and reached down into the clouds.
“Aaah!” he said. “We’re right over my homeland.”
“How can you tell?” asked the American.
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.