A driver is pulled over by a patrolman. The patrolman approaches the drivers door.
‘Is there a problem officer?’
The patrolman says, ‘Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?’
The driver responds, ‘I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one.’
‘You don’t have one?’
The man responds, ‘It was suspended four times for drunk driving.’
The patrolman is shocked. ‘I see. May I see your vehicle registration papers please?’
‘I’m sorry, I can’t do that.’