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Joke of the Day

A driver is pulled over by a patrolman. The patrolman approaches the drivers door.

‘Is there a problem officer?’

The patrolman says, ‘Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?’

The driver responds, ‘I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one.’

‘You don’t have one?’

The man responds, ‘It was suspended four times for drunk driving.’

The patrolman is shocked. ‘I see. May I see your vehicle registration papers please?’

‘I’m sorry, I can’t do that.’

The patrolman says, ‘Why not?’ read more

Joke of the Day

Ron was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends were already married while Ron just bounced from one relationship to the next.

Finally a friend asked him, “What’s the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can’t you find anyone who suits you?”

“No,” Ron replied. “I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them. So I keep on looking!” read more

Snorkl Go Anywhere Scuba

The Scorkl offers new worlds of exploration. Instead of holding your breath for 15 to 20 ...
The Scorkl offers new worlds of exploration. Instead of holding your breath for 15 to 20 seconds for each exploratory venture underwater as you would do without assistance, the Scorkl expands your underwater range by 30 to 60 times. (Credit: Scorkl)

Scorkl enables you to breathe underwater for up to 10 minutes. It is small, lightweight and you can pump it up yourself, meaning it is a one-time-cost to be able to swim underwater for 10 minutes at a time, or hang a couple of Scorkls on your belt and go much longer. The Scorkl regulator is always-on, so it is a breathe-on-demand system which combines with a built-in pressure gauge which tells you how much air is left at any time. read more

Joke of the Day

Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, “What was your most difficult case?”

The other replied, “I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world. He believed that an uncle in South America was going to die and leave him a fortune.

All day long he waited for a letter to arrive from an attorney. read more

Two-Seat Electric Chopper

The Workhorse Surefly will have a range of 70 miles and a top speed of 70 ...
The Workhorse Surefly will have a range of 70 miles and a top speed of 70 mph (Credit: Workhorse)

The 2017 Paris Air Show begins two weeks from now, bringing a rash of new announcements at the bleeding edge of commercial aerospace. Foremost among them this year is a very credible, two-seat flying car. read more

Joke of the Day

A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up. “Any specific problems you should tell me about?” the doctor asked.

“Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours,” she replied. “Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?”

“Well,” the doctor answered, “Hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac. Tell me, how much do you lose when it’s your time of the month?”

After calculating for a moment, the lady replied, “Oh, about seven or eight hundred dollars, I imagine.”

Attribution: Fred