Joke of the Day

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It’s too hot. It’s too cold. The accommodations are awful.

The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. “Good luck will be followin’ ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone,” the guide said. “Unfortunately, it’s being cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow.” read more

Joke of the Day

A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man said: “You rest here while I register – I’ll be back within an hour.”

The wife lies down on the bed… just then, an elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she’s thrown out of the bed. read more

Joke of the Day

Little Johnny’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When the mother and the new baby came home from hospital
Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left the house, little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and
explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him if he so much
as mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the
word ears he would get the smacking of his life when they got back home.
Johnny told his dad he understood, and wouldn’t say anything wrong. read more

Joke of the Day

A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.” read more