Direct Quote from ‘Larry, the cable guy’
“Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints,
I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes
that Cajuns aren’t smart.
I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment.
Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a
hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats is a damn genius”.
The following is the first of a 3 part series called “Talking Crap”. Some will like it, some will hate it. For those who hate it, Boo Hoo!
I don’t care who you are, this is funny!
A little Muslim kid, crying, can’t find his mother in the supermarket.
The store attendant says ‘What does your mother look like?’
The kid says “How the f— would I know?!?!?!?!?”;
Why I’m Depressed
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”
Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and everything…
I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center…in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.