Joke of the Day

Have you met the family of Vincent van Gogh?

..His dizzy aunt … Verti Gogh

..The brother who ate prunes … Gotta Gogh

..The brother who worked at a convenience store … Stop N Gogh

..The grandfather from Yugoslavia … U Gogh

..His magician uncle … Where-diddy Gogh

..His Hispanic cousin … A Mee Gogh read more

Joke of the Day

A Catholic priest and a rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotions.

“What do you have to look forward to in terms of being promoted?” asked the rabbi.

“Well, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job,” replied the priest.

“Yes, and then what?” asked the rabbi.

“Well, next I can become a bishop.”

“Yes, and then?” read more

Why Carry a Gun?

Another Pearl of Wisdom from Fred the Joke Man:

My old Grandpa said to me, “Son, there comes a time in every man’s life when he stops bustin’ knuckles and starts bustin’ caps and usually it’s when he becomes too old to take a whoopin’.” I don’t carry a gun to kill people; I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don’t carry a gun because I’m evil; I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the World.

I don’t carry a gun because I hate the government; I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.

I don’t carry a gun because I’m angry; I carry a gun so that I don’t have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared. read more