Almost 50 years to the day since Neil Armstrong uttered the immortal words “the Eagle has landed” Lego will launch its Creator Expert set of the Eagle Lunar Module to celebrate the anniversary. Developed in cooperation with NASA, the set comes with mini astronaut figures and a Moon-surface diorama stage complete with craters, footprints, a flag and even a replica of the plaque Armstrong and Aldrin left behind on the surface.
A redneck is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of the bar and order a drink.
The guy calls the bartender over and says “whatever she’s drinking give her another one and tell her it is on me.”
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus
five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”
The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.”
A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a
priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and
face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat
pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.