A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price … the sheerer, the higher the price.
A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull.
A physician at the mental hospital determined it was time to release his best patient. The young man had been in analysis for a decade.
The patients family showed up for the big day, blue skies and sunshine, smiles all around.