The real estate agent is following up with an elderly gentlemen after showing him a new home.
Over the phone the agent indicated, “This house will be worth double what you paid for it in a few years.”
The older gentleman laughs, “That’s not a concern. At my age, it’s a risk buying green bananas.”
The patient demanded, “Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant.”
“WHAT?” yelled the doctor. “Tell me, exactly why you think you need all these transplants?”
“Well,” explained the patient, “my boss told me that I needed to get reorganized.”
Get it?! Re …. Organ … ized!