A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. read more
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. read more
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:
Officer: What’s 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummm… 4! read more
An airliner was having engine trouble.
The pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. read more
Tommy applied for a job with the local company. read more
A guy calls a law office and says: “I want to talk to my lawyer.”
The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry, but he died last week.” read more
All my life I thought air was free… read more
For the second week in a row, my son and I were the only ones who showed up for his soccer team’s practice. read more
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. read more
Biology Teacher: Did you know that you have 60,000 miles of blood vessels in your body? read more