One evening, a husband thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast.’ Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”
His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. read more
The official glossary to running late…
“On the way…” – Still in bed.
“In the car…” – In the shower. read more
A man named Benny meets a genie who grants him three wishes.
Benny wishes for a fine house, a beautiful wife, and a million dollars. read more
Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie appears.
“I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces. read more
Taylor, an attorney, was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. read more
I told him, “It’s not about how many times you fall. It’s about how many times you get back up.” read more
On my first day as a Crime Scene Investigator, a detective asked, “How did this man drown?” read more
