The owner of a company tells his employees, “You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I’m giving everyone a check for $5,000!” read more
The real estate agent is following up with an elderly gentlemen after showing him a new home.
Over the phone the agent indicated, “This house will be worth double what you paid for it in a few years.”
The older gentleman laughs, “That’s not a concern. At my age, it’s a risk buying green bananas.”
Maury and his wife showed up to a very popular restaurant, but it was very crowded. Mrs. Maury went up to the hostess and asked, “Will it be long?”
The hostess appeared to ignore her and kept writing in her book. So she asked again, “How much of a wait?” read more
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of hungry wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. read more
“I love my job,” a farmer says out loud.
A sheep replies, “Ha! All you do is boss us around all day!” read more
In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues.
About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her peace. read more
The patient demanded, “Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant.”
“WHAT?” yelled the doctor. “Tell me, exactly why you think you need all these transplants?”
“Well,” explained the patient, “my boss told me that I needed to get reorganized.”
Get it?! Re …. Organ … ized!
