Category Archives: Fun Stuff

After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her carefully, then said, ‘You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.’ read more

Dear dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you like you can $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, Your $on.

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Dear son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even a hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, Dad.

My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a spa. read more

During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow.

The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars. read more

Things Mom Would Never Say

“How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?”

“Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too”

“Just leave all the lights on … it makes the house look more cheery” read more

A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. read more

The children were all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came. read more

My second-grade student came running up to me, whining. “Look what Robert stuck on my back!”

It was a sticky note with the words “Kick me, I’m stupid” written on it. read more

An elderly couple were standing on the stern of a cruise ship watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.

They searched for days and couldn’t find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. read more