WND Exclusive – Joe’s Plan to Deal with Vaccine Skeptics

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from Brent Smith for World Net Daily:

Note: For those lacking a sense of humor, be advised: This column is what’s called a “parody.”

Look – I see an Anti-Vaxxer!

The latest federal stimulus plan is called the “Build Back Better Act” (BBBA). It comes with a price tag of about $3 trillion. And there’s nothing more heroic, and patriotic, than passing out that kind of cheese.

After much discussion, the White House has made the decision not to give any more money to the American citizen due to, as an anonymous source revealed, much feedback on the White House comment line.

Comments such as the one by a Mr. Wellington Fare (his friends call him Wel) who munificently claimed that the government was already doing too much for the “common man and woman and the other 110 legitimate genders currently in place.”

Good on you, Mr. Fare. It’s selfless acts like this that make us proud to be citizens of the world.


Inexplicably, though, some “skeptics” are complaining that the BBBA has little actual initiatives for things like promoting the life-preserving COVID vaccine.

“There are still far too many vaccine skeptics,” a source said. “More needs to be done to convince them.”


So our crack staff got to work, combing through the 1,000 pages or so of the Act. And, sure enough, we discovered an overlooked subsection of a subsection of the Act that clearly advocates for the vaccine.

And although we can’t confirm, it is said by an anonymous source, that this initiative was blessed by Dr. Fauci himself.

As an aside, is it out of line to state for the record that Dr. Fauci may be the greatest human to ever walk the Earth?

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