Joke of the Day

A man walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had.  He replied, “I got shingles.”

She said, “Fill out this form and supply your  name, address, medical insurance number. When you’re done, please take a  seat.”

Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked him what he  had. He said, “I got shingles.”

So she took down his height, weight, and  complete medical history, then said, “Change into this gown and wait in the  examining room.” read more

Joke of the Day

You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super- secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?”

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

The pilot’s story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. read more

Joke of the Day

Jordan is overweight and all in the office have been pushing him to shed his excess weight.

So one day, Jordan decided to start dieting and he took his new resolution seriously. He even changed his driving route to avoid his favorite bakery.

One morning, however, he arrived at work with a box of doughnuts from the Peter Pan Bakery.

Everybody scolded him, even the boss reprimanded him but Jordan was ready with his justification. read more