The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
“Johnny, do you have a story to share?”
“Yes, ma’am, my daddy told a story about my Uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was a pilot in Desert Storm and his plane got hit. He had to bail out over enemy territory and all he had was flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, ” Why in the world do you need cyanide?
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear.
Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears.
Finally their request was granted, and they immediately flew to L.A. and onward to Yellowstone.
They reported to the ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was too dangerous to go out and study the animals.