by: the Common Constitutionalist
So you say you need a job. Maybe you’re one of the over 93 million unemployed Americans. And to add to that misery, you don’t have a ton of marketable skills. Perhaps you’re just starting out – willing to start at ground level and work your way up the ladder.
You’ve applied everywhere and still nothing. Well, maybe it’s time to expand your horizons – expand your job search area – perhaps even overseas. Heck, you say anything would be better than your current situation.
Well buck up – for there is a country who is hiring. So far, there are only eight job openings, but these jobs require no schooling and no experience. One hint though: if, as a kid, you grew up playing with toy swords, that may be a plus.
See, Saudi Arabia is currently advertising for eight new executioners. The executioner duties are to dispense justice as directed by the Saudi Sharia courts. Specific duties will be amputations and beheadings.