This one is so bad, it’s funny!
One night a man was walking home and heard a thumping noise behind him. Looking around, he saw a coffin following him, upright. He got nervous and began walking a little bit faster. 
The coffin continued, “thumpety thump, thumpety thump”. He began running and the coffin kept up and began opening and closing, “thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap, “thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap”. Terrified, he ran to his front door, and went inside, slamming the door and locking it.
The coffin continued, “thumpety thump, thumpety thump – CRASH” it came right through the door, He ran up the stairs, and right behind him, “thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap, “thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap.”
He rushed into the bathroom and slammed the door, but the coffin broke through the door – “thumpety thump, thumpety thump crash”.
Terrified, the man grabbed the first thing he saw, a bottle of Robitussin syrup and threw it ……………the coffin stopped!
good grief!
I warned Ya!
You’re right…it’s so bad that you have to laugh
I can’t say I laughed at the actually joke or if that it was that bad?