Joke of the Day

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krabsAt the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

“Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted $5,000 to compromise this case?”

The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t heard the question.

“Isn’t it true that you accepted $5,000 to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said: “Sir, please answer the question.”

“Oh,” the startled witness said: “I thought he was talking to you.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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