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I tried this new Covid-19 test and it truly works!

An easy test for the horror of Covid-19 is making the rounds and it’s simple, quick and positive (or negative, if you can understand what I mean).

Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favorite whisky into it; then see if you can smell it.

If you can, then you are halfway there.

Then drink it. If you can taste it, then it is reasonable to believe you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the sense of smell and taste is a common symptom.

I tested myself seven times last night and was virus-free every time, thank goodness.

I will have to test myself again today, because I have developed a throbbing headache which can also be one of the Covid-19 symptoms.

I’ll report my results later.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).